George Carlin had lots of cute things to say. He also said some things that are “not repeatable in mixed company.” Most of his little quotes, though, are worth a good chuckle.
Mostly, he made light of something that’s so obvious that people don’t really think about it.
One of his quotes I have to share with you today is, “Tell people that there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”